Marketing Machine In Motion
July 31st, 2006News yeah? In October, we are releasing our first 12″. It will be called “Surefire Hit”. It’s going to rock the foundations of the music world. We’ve been rather clever see… the marketroids believe that “everyone loves football”, but this is not true. What everyone ACTUALLY loves is cocks and/or fannies. So we’re cashing in on that. EVERYBODY is going to buy this surefire hit. We’ve put some previews down below, so you can hear it for yourself. REALIZE.
Cocks & Fannies
Cocks & Fannies - Laz Beckett’s Remix
Carl Cox & Friends
Hair Down There
Yes indeed.. this is one occasion where the hype is justified, your expectations will be met. They’ve probably already been met by the short previews above. IMAGINE WHAT IT’LL BE LIKE TO HEAR THE WHOLE THING. This is a hit record and you know it don’t you? Yes. Who’s the daddy? We, collectively, are the daddy.
Pleated Lemon’s Surefire Hit will be released on October 15th on the Hand on the Plow label. Boy are we gonna put those guys on the map. We turned down some, like, MAJOR interest cos we like to keep it real. Those Plow boys better not stuff anything up or we’ll sue their pasty little asses for lost earnings.
Distribution by Baked Goods, and digital sales at Bleep and Juno. Yeah, everyone’s joining the Pleated Lemon gravy train. They know which side their bread is buttered. Get in.