News yeah? In October, we are releasing our first 12″. It will be called “Surefire Hit”. It’s going to rock the foundations of the music world. We’ve been rather clever see… the marketroids believe that “everyone loves football”, but this is not true. What everyone ACTUALLY loves is cocks and/or fannies. So we’re cashing in on that. EVERYBODY is going to buy this surefire hit. We’ve put some previews down below, so you can hear it for yourself. REALIZE.
Cocks & Fannies
Cocks & Fannies - Laz Beckett’s Remix
Carl Cox & Friends
Hair Down There
Yes indeed.. this is one occasion where the hype is justified, your expectations will be met. They’ve probably already been met by the short previews above. IMAGINE WHAT IT’LL BE LIKE TO HEAR THE WHOLE THING. This is a hit record and you know it don’t you? Yes. Who’s the daddy? We, collectively, are the daddy.
Pleated Lemon’s Surefire Hit will be released on October 15th on the Hand on the Plow label. Boy are we gonna put those guys on the map. We turned down some, like, MAJOR interest cos we like to keep it real. Those Plow boys better not stuff anything up or we’ll sue their pasty little asses for lost earnings.
Distribution by Baked Goods, and digital sales at Bleep and Juno. Yeah, everyone’s joining the Pleated Lemon gravy train. They know which side their bread is buttered. Get in.
Everybody loves cocks and fannies. If I had one of each I’d never go out.
Chumley Kowalski
July 31st, 2006
I thought Pleated Lemon were dead. But you are not.
Poog
August 8th, 2006
DEAD? No. We were recording our comeback material. This one’s going to be as big as biscuits. BELIEVE.
Spandex
August 9th, 2006
Cocks and Fannies is great
Sonny Jim
September 9th, 2006
it really is a surefire hit
wevie
September 13th, 2006
carl cox & friends. i can die now
vagine qwertyuiop
October 15th, 2006
‘Cocks and Fannies’ is the most inspired piece of vocoder magic since Zapp’s 1984 hit ‘More bounce to the ounce.’ - Great work guys!
Kurt Berlin
October 20th, 2006
mmm mmm… i love me some cocks and fannies! played it on my little podcast, the chillcast with anji bee, episode 40. it was fun to announce the track.
anji bee
December 10th, 2006
awesome record! too good!
richard
December 21st, 2006
[…] The worst thing is the brand loyalty. Imagine caring about Microsoft or Apple. Imagine caring enough to care what other people think of Microsoft or Apple. If you can, imagine caring so much that you actually register on some site just to insult someone because you’re worried they might like one company more than another company. People are rubbish. Of course they don’t really care. They’re just confused… their bodies are changing.. they find a sudden growth of hair down there. They need an outlet. I’m sure there should be a better one though. […]
pr0x0r » I Hate The Internet
January 9th, 2007
Surefire? Maybe it’s one of those slowburners - I’ve arrived late at the table for one. A friend of mine gave me ‘C & F’ just recently & it’s fabulous. I’d never have thought ‘folk’ though, nor a Notts provenance (I’m local). Yes, I like C & F immensely. As would everybody if they heard it. Yup. Ta very much.
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June 7th, 2007
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